I am required to do the business in here but I choose not to. Why should I? I my entire domain to do whatever I want. Plus if i go in the living room the human just pics it up for me, no work necessary. I think the human is starting to figure out my tactics though. Now instead of picking it up and leaving me alone, he grabs a bottle and sprays me. I must be cautious if I plan to escape. Until next time.
-Cat